Just Me and My World

Everyone knows that baby names have gotten a little ridiculous. People have crossed over the line from creativity to they fell and hit their head. I decided to talk about this cause as many may know my BFF is pregnant, and apparently I am the other parent, since there is no daddy… (we will leave that alone!) So yesterday she asks me what I think about the name Justice.

My answer was NO! So then she says how she likes the name, but I can name the baby. So naturally I thought about all the horrible names… and I even researched it. I have come across some pretty odd shit. I agree that average names do not appeal to me but if you knew names I have come across on a daily basis working in social work, you would die.

True story, in Florida a girl had two kids, both boys their names were pronouced

Oran-gelo and Ya-Lan-gelo she spelled the orangejello and yellowjello. Yes fucking colored Jello, wow and are you surprised that she didn’t have a high school education.

Still in shock from that…? Here are some names of celebrity children:

Diva Muffin (Frank Zappa)

Dusti Raine (Vanilla Ice)

Ya’ Majesty , Messiah , King (T.I.)

Denium and Diezel (Toni Braxton)

Kal-el Coppola (Nicholas Cage)

Seargeoh and Sage Moonblood (Sylvester Stalone)

Track (Sarah Palin)

Really? What’s next for names Kotex and Tampax? Why not??? You can name a boy Dick, Gay or Gaylord, Butch (which is slang for Dyke) oh one of my favs, Huckleberry… really? For girls some of the cheesy names for girls Chasity (if you name your daughter this she’ll likely be a whore) Honesty ( a pathological liar) Justice ( this will be great in court or getting booked into jail when she becomes um nothing… yeah Sonya Justice Holmes… um NO DUDE!) Then we have Cherry, Mary Jane (LMAO), Fanny, Pansy…..

Yes my favorite name I found (and yes you can google this) is Abcde… the first 5 letters of the alphabet… and how do you say that? Well from what I found there are 2 ways….

Ay-Bay-Kay-Day or Ab-Sa-De….

Wow! And we wonder why price said screw it and became a symbol!

Ok, so I am like soooo not for reality television shows. Yes occasionally I might watch one, but cannot believe how everyone is sucked into these things. I find it funny that about 10 different people have said something that my household should be a reality television show! Really… I know that there is never a dull moment… but I didn’t realized we were that entertaining….

So, I started thinking… a web show, or videos, but then what would I talk about, I sure as hell can’t juggle for everyone…. I am sure no @kellyG5… so what… I never really saw myself as an entertainer, I mean I like to write, and blog… take pictures, and of course I have always loved to make people laugh… but a show or webcast? Anything is possible with Ustream and YouTube…. but I do not think that I would know what to do… I guess I am better at telling people the stories that occur to us on a daily basis. Then I thought once I moved I could hook up webcams through-out the house (minus the kids rooms and the bathrooms, of course… for all you pervs…. Real World move over, LMAO!

So I guess I just was thinking about it and I wondered does everyone truly find me that entertaining?

Just food for thought…. speaking of food, I am starved…. maybe later, until then *Muah*

One of my least favorites things to do, is to move… I hate it, packing, moving, unpacking, jeez! It really sucks and there is nothing fun about it. Well come the end of September I will be moving, again. For anyone that may not know, D and I have broken up, and our lease ends in the next two months, so we will be going our own separate ways.

I have been looking for places, apartments, and places that are inexpensive… this was unexpected so I don’t have moving money saved, so that is what I will be working on, saving what I can and making this work! Chloe is excited, I guess she likes moving. Her main concern is trying to stay in the same school…

So, I suppose everyone will be updated with my moving, and yes I have so much shit, that I am going to have to start going through things, I am notorious for throwing away and giving away a ton of stuff when it comes time to start packing! So it is that time to get rid of a lot of crap!

Good for me I have friends like Iris (@MrsCash0487) because her, her husband and myself moved all my stuff into this house last September, and without them I don’t know what I would do! So…. back to home hunting, which is never fun…. but I can’t wait to get it over with and it hasn’t even started!

Well yesterday was Sonya’s birthday… so we hung out with my other BFF, (aka @mrscash0487)(yeah she is new to twitter, so follow her!) We did have a blast, Iris decided we would cook out and drink for her Birthday… so our night began…

On our way to began the celebrating!

And then I got pulled over.......

(what came of this was a $25.00 seat belt ticket for me, a $25.oo seat belt ticket for Sonya… and she got a warning for having no identification!)

While waiting for our tickets, I felt good cause I was in good hands with Allstate!

Before we got buzzed

Iris... showing them how she would pound them, lol!

We stood here for like 30 minutes.....

So we made a trip to food lion to get food for the cookout. We stood here and stared at pies for about 30 damn minutes… which was made worse with the fact that Cash was yelling at her on the phone because she locked him out of the house….

The pies... and we did finally get one, but we never ate any!

The candles I bought for her pie, which we never opened, lol

Iris has some nice ta-ta's

When we get around the beer she gets all fuzzy inside!

Scary...... lots of cow parts from all over....

I was laughing because our cashier looked like the dude from knocked up, Seth Rogan!

He was a good sport.... He also said we were his most entertaining customers... he even danced for Iris!

She is sooooo going to kill me for sharing this picture! (Iris I love you!)

Iris and Cash's Fam... Erica (shit I hope I spelled her name right)

Good Company and Good Vodka!

Got my bitch on her BDay!

Sonya is ripped...

LOL!

Love my Lady!

He did not want us to take his picture... this is Cash, Iris's husband!

So I chased him and grabbed him... so we could get some kind of pictures!

So.. not too long after that we went home, we had a blast! Sonya was completely wasted… she even when to the bathroom at a gas station and stole a painting of the wall… I don’t even think she knew why she stole the damn thing, but she did!

Ok, so this all started when Sonya went somewhere with her mom, her mom picked her up in her truck, and Sonya proceeded to ask her mom about something she saw in her truck…

Here is the thing, everyone knows stereotypes that “Southern People” are this and that… yet I found after moving here 7 years ago, they are not stereotypes, yet most everything has been true, and the “stereotypes” don’t actually offend Southerners because it’s the way they do things!

So, first, introducing you to a Redneck GPS….

Taaah-Dahhh!

So… the upside is it’s not electrical, so it won’t break, and no one will break into your car to steal it! LMFAO! Easy install, just lick the suction cup and stick to your windshield, fuck…. we can make a million selling these things as easy install GPS’s!

But that is not it… this truck has stories….

Not only does it come with a state of an art GPS, but it has roughly 480,000 miles on it! It also has withstood a fire….

Yeah I said it….

A Fire….

This fucking thing was extinguished in a Wal-Mart parking lot! Now for that story….

One day Sonya’s mom went to Wal-Mart, she was smoking a joint on the way… she placed half of the joint in the ash tray, well because marijuana is illegal and she couldn’t go into Wal-Mart with it. Appartently when she shut the door it rolled onto the floor. She then come out of Wal-Mart and she saw fire trucks and cops around the area where she parked, as she neared the car she saw her truck! The doors were open and smoke was rolling out of both doors. She then turned around and walked around the parking lot, of course she didn’t want to say hey that’s my car, oh shit my pot set it on fire!

After awhile, about 15 minutes, she went and said it was her truck…. I guess she was able to play off that it was a cigarette!

The aftermath... it is hard to see, but this was scorched!

So ….. this is the truck that never dies, and also these other pictures will prove the beauty of the South…

And her mom's next task with a car is a paint job...

The hood....

Her mom took out someone's mailbox... but she was nice enough to leave them her mirror!

Would this truck be complete without a bed full of shit?

Yes, Aiken County Sheriff, say it quick out loud, Mike Hunt....

All I can say is WOW!

Rebel's support the National Trooper Association, especially those that set their truck on fire with a joint!

And it not complete with the damage from Sonya's sister back into it!

And would this really be complete without this?

So…… I hope you enjoyed meeting the truck that never dies!

So lately I have been uninspired! I miss blogging, and I have been going through some things in my life, which have left me a little more than lost. Sometimes I think that things are supposed to fall apart, it’s like building something out of lego’s and that other kid you don’t like comes over and crushes your masterpiece, you are pissed and you might even cry, but all in all you start building it again! Sometimes what you rebuild may even be better than what you built the first time, but it is still such a pain in the ass!

On another note, tomorrow is Sonya’s birthday, and of course this is the part of the month I am so broke, that we pretty much are stuck as far as birthday plans! I am sure we will still find something to do, and we will make it fun! Plus this is my last weekend of having nothing to do, my classes start back this upcoming week! So I am hoping that I don’t kill myself when it comes to Algebra, (YUCK!) Otherwise, life has been trying and fun has been uneventful… so I have been slacking on the entertaining of all my great people, sorry .

On another note, I have been reading the True Blood Books, and I finished book 1 yesterday, and as of late last night I am half way through book 2. Of course, I am hooked any way you look at it! Although I am surprised on the difference so far. It is interesting to know both stories. When you are a true fan it is like a whole different world… So the books are keeping me satisfied, while I await for Sunday nights to roll around again!

Update on the fitness aspect, I am not doing it as often as I should… I think a lot has to do with all the crap I was first talking about… but… I think I am going to have to be selfish, (considering I am already called that quite often, lol) I am going to have to make myself start running! I am eating much better than I used to, I actually haven’t has a Reese’s Cup in over 2 months, and that is major for me!

So, I am getting back in the swing of things, and I have been working on some ideas… so I AM BACK!

Ok, so I am sitting here confronted with a fork in the road, which way do I go? How will you ever know which way is the right way, and what if you go the wrong way, but it is too late to turn back?

Life is a question, yet no one has a real answer. People say to follow your heart, but my heart is equivalent to a broken GPS! Sometimes you know what the right thing to do is, but most of the time the right thing is the hardest thing. And what is right at that moment, may be wrong in a year…

My mind just stopped… completely……….