So when you wake up to a pile a shit and a fly in your syrup, your day will either suck completely, or you will turn it around and make it unforgettable. I went with the second option… so the riddle for the day is

What do you get when you give a intoxicated girl a camera….

Think you have a clue? Well I am sure that you really have to see id to grasp it! Sonya and I went to my friends, with my oldest daughter to lay in the sun and chill by the pool…. we drank… a good bit, then later in the evening we headed to the country and on the way Sonya continued to drink… lets let the pictures do the talking….

(PS I should not be posting such horrible pics of myself on here…. but it was a day of sun and fun!)

We come prepared!

This picture sucks! But that's me driving to my friends!

Chloe was excited to swim with her friend Jordan!

Do they really make shirts this bright? Just think it was brighter than it appears, she took this through my dirty wind shield!

Yes again.. I look like crap... but this was a good drink!

Apparently my tattoo was of interest to Sonya!

Sonya gave me hell all day about texting & messaging, shit I was relaxing....

This is Rachael and Jordan!

That's my Chloe!

Pool Rules....

Ok… where is the most important rule?

1. Do not piss or shit in the pool? <— this is missing from the sign???

Random Stalkers by the pool!

Sonya can still do a handstand in the pool, LOL

and she comes up for air!

My Bella

On the way to the country... yes and this shit is COUNTRY!

Horses... i was doing like 70mph while she was taking these pics, lol

So country there is no cell phone reception, at least she couldn't bitch at me about me being on the phone!

Chloe and Sonya

Yes those are bales of hay at high speed, LOL!

Wi

Windows down, Sun roof Back..... Chloe in the back seat, and she loves it!

Going by the trees at 70 + mph... and she is still trying to snap pics!

Sonya and her rat, this is her dog, who resides with the sister that stole her house, life, clothes and well dog!

WTF was I thinking or doing?

Horrible picture... but I was driving and she was climbing into my lap for the picture, lol!

This is Sonya's Mom, at work...

Random Stranger... yes this is what happens when you give a drunk bitch a camera, and there is more....

A random Gypsy from the Gypsy Camp...

Another Random Person!

I have no clue!

Ok keep in mind the whole time she was in this damn Gas Station I was in the car, and I was tempted to leave her ass, she was taking forever, so I told Chloe to tell her she was about to get left….

This is Chloe telling her she has 2 choices come on or get left.....

So… after this we grabbed a pizza from the Pizza Joint and went home, watched True Blood, but all in all we had a blast, which was great considering how the morning started!

Hope you enjoyed our day, we sure as hell did!

Happy Sunday! Yes I know it is rare that I post on a weekend, but this morning is one for the books. I was sleeping very comfortable, the kids were even sleeping in today, which is never the case, and Sonya (aka @Italiabellaslut) comes stumbling in my room with a blanket wrapped around her head…. She falls on my bed next to me and says..

“Dude I love your dog and all but he just shit all over the living room floor, and it’s diarrhea…”

Fuck! Yup what else do you say when those are the words you are woken up too? She is sitting on my bed gagging. Hoping Daniel would be a man and jump up and say I will clean it, he rolls over and goes back to sleep. So Sonya went outside to smoke, and I sat up wondering how I was going to clean up the dog shit. I plugged my nose and started to walk down the hall way… and I gagged….

This is what I saw walking down the hall!

Ok yes I am making you look at dog shit! You people say you fucking love me then you will share this freakin experince with me!

Now keep in mind this is one pile…. you cannot grasp the size ( Sonya couldn’t even handle getting close with the zoom!) And thank god these are scratch and sniff pictures!

So I get through the living room and go outside with Sonya…. All I could say is dude how the fuck am I going to clean that shit! She says, well lets get the kids and go to the lake and leave Daniel here with it, then by the time we get home he will clean it. I thought about it, but… he probably would have left too, then I would have come home to it and the house would have stunk forever!

So, we both come back in the house, I had a towel tied around my face and head, her with the blanket! We head back to the bedroom… I (with the towel on my head and face) stand over the bed and said ( to Daniel) “Dude, if you make me clean this shit I am not talking to you!”

He jumped up and said I will throw the shit out if you scrub the carpet… That was a good deal to me, as long as I didn’t have to mess with the actual shit!

Please thank Sonya for her great photography!

And before I tell how it continues, yes there is more….

This is the culprit…..

Meet Tank... He is sooooo in time out all day today!

Ok, Tank knew he was in trouble, he is making the “Oh Shit” face! He never shits or pisses in the house, but his dog food was changed… so it was understandable, but I was so not ready for that shit this morning!

The day has progressed and I decided to cook me and Sonya and the girls breakfast…. so pancakes and sausage, that shit was good, and as I went to eat the last sausage on my plate ( still had a whole pancake, only took 1 bite) in my syrup there was a fucking dead fly! Yes WTF, I stopped and said “OMG, look at my fucking plate…” Sonya gagged.. and I dumped the whole thing in the trash! So now I am here at 10:24 on a Sunday morning…. telling you, because like I said when there is shit… there are flies!

Let’s hope the rest of my day is boring!

Ok, so far so good. I have not started the waking up at 6am and running, 6 am is just so damn early. I think I am going to have to start just doing it. That means I am going to have to be half dead for about a week until I adjust! I know once I get into the groove I know it’ll be awesome, but getting there, whoooo!

I also just bought a stability ball, trying to mix up the exercising a little. I know it felt awesome stretching my back on it, but I have yet to really use it. So I here it is very beneficial, so I am testing it. Those DVD’s I bought from Amazon are still a little tough, so I am trying to get into overall shape and then advance to them. I am very determined mentally. Yet I have to get my body to cooperate with the waking up early.

So, I am hoping that a 30-45 minute run in the morning will start soon, that is my next step in this better well being shit I am working on! So tonight is the night for the stability ball exercises. I think as of next week I will start with the 6am run. I might need to rest up this weekend before I can do it!

I have to say my eating habits have improved from what they used to be. For me to say no to chocolate is a huge improvement. So I am working on my water intake, so any suggestions would be awesome. and @MattStratton, I know you can help me with some motivation on the 6am run!!! Please???

Never did I think at 28 years old I would be blogging about this…

He said she said High School Drama. Wow, can we grow up? I am just shocked that grown women still play these games that I went through when I was in high school. So it brings me to misery loves company.

Why is it that people that are miserable in their own lives have to try and cause shit in someone Else’s. Honestly, I am not the least bit threatened for the simple fact that the only person that can control my life is me, and so therefore there is nothing any one miserable person can do to bring me down.

I must admit, especially for those that know me well, I have a bit of a temper, so intially I am ready to shut everyone up, including anyone that gets in my path. But then it is easy for me to remember that this is not worth my time, not even in the least!

So, I guess I just need to vent, maybe my first post in weeks will be a crazed rambling, you guys love me, I know you will hang in there with me, lol! So in light of all this crap that has been going on I can’t help but to say…

Ok, so on to something else… So I have been neglecting everyone because a Final Project on World Religion… and I am done! I am free from school work for 14 days!!!

So a update in the life of me…. I have my best friend living with me, Sonya aka @italiabellaslut (yes everyone should have their own slut)! We have a lot of interesting fun, because with her around, jeez it’s not boring that is for sure! If your on Twitter Follow here, but only if you don’t mind dirty talk! (That is the Parent Advisory)

I started reading the first True Blood Book, last night I sipped some read wine, cuddled in my bed with a book and started reading, I was instantly hooked. Everything was so peaceful, and I thought, I love this! Of course the book is awesome, ot almost gives me the taste I need of True Blood to get me to the next episode!

I also watched another Movie, Knowing, with Nicholas Cage. Ok, This movie had me hooked, it was cool as shit, good graphics… but the one thing I hate the most… sucky endings, the ending sucked…..

Otherwise, I am enjoying the next 14 days, and I will be uploading pics throughout the week, I have many to upload!

Ok, I watch a lot of movies… and every once in awhile there is a movie that I like enough to want to tell someone about it, or watch it multiple times. Yesterday I rented “Push” this movie was awesome. I have seen soooooo many movies that on release days I just rent the new releases, since I have seen just about everything. The Unborn was rented out yesterday morning, so I picked this movie, not really even knowing what it was.

This movie has action (that is kick ass) and it has a interesting story line. It is about people that have clairvoyant and telekinetic powers ( and much more) that have become experiments through a government program called the Division. These experiments are focused to make these people killer soldiers, kind of like Weapons of Mass Destruction… (random thought: when I hear that I think of how stupid President Bush is, LMAO).

In the movie there are

Movers – Those who use telekinetics

Watchers – Future Seers

Shadows – Those with the ability to hide people/things from watchers

Pusher – Those that could put thoughts into some one’s heads

Stitch – Those with the ability to heal or harm someone by touch

Screamer – Those with the ability to kill people/things and blow them up by screaming.

Sniffer – Those with the ability to track people by smell.

Ok, so first off I am not big into these type of movies, and also I read some reviews online, and they weren’t so hot, which stinks! I really liked this movie, and I thought it was quite bad ass, maybe I disagree because I am not a movie reviewer and they get all deep into movies, so I give this movie a full A, I will buy it for the collection, go rent it and tell me what you think…